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  - What do you call a well-balanced horse?

- Stable 😊

- How do you make an egg-roll?

- You push it! 😊

- What do you call a pile of cats?

- A meow-ntain. 😊

- Why did the bicycle fall over?

- Because it was two tired. 😊

-Where was King David’s temple located?

- Beside his ear. 😊

- What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

- Attire. 😊

- What do sprinters eat before they race?

- Nothing. They fast. 😊

- Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?

- Because he's always lion. 😊

- What do sea monsters eat?

- Fish and ships. 😊

- What do cows read the most?

- Cattle-logs. 😊

- What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

- Anna 1, Anna 2. 😊

- Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

- Because they are such fungis. 😊

- Why did the scarecrow win an award?

- Because he was outstanding in his field. 😊

- What did the cucumber say to the pickle?

- You mean a great dill to me. 😊

- What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?

- Namaste. 😊

- What did the nut say to the other nut in a game of tag?

- Imma cashew! 😊

- Why is Peter Pan always flying?

- Because he Neverlands. 😊

- What do you call a chicken that is staring at a lettuce?

- Chicken sees a salad. 😊

- Did you all hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

- He just needed some space! 😊

- What do you call a fly with no wings??

- A walk! 😊

- What’s green and has wheels???

- Grass…I lied about the wheels! 😊

- What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics??

- Oooops! 😊

- Did you all hear the rumor about butter?!?

- Never mind, I shouldn’t be spreading it! 😊

- What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

- Towels! 😊

- What did the horse say after it tripped?

- Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup! 😊

- Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

- Because the “P” is silent! 😊

- What would bears be without bees?

- Ears! 😊

- Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?

- She kept running away from the ball! 😊

- What does corn say when it gets a compliment?

- Aw, shucks! 😊

- Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

- If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels! 😊

- How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

- Ten-tickles! 😊

- Why did the scarecrow win an award?

- Because he was outstanding in his field! 😊

- What do you call a hippie’s wife?

- Mississippi! 😊